Magic: The Gathering
A Story About the Life and Struggles of a Prostitute
An analysis of the tragic tale of the world's premiere card game.

In the opening chapters of this sad story, we are introduced to the protagonist Magic: The Gathering. We learn about her personality, her traits, and the multitude of the intimate parts of her body. We then learn about her conception as the brainchild of Richard Garfield and her subjugation at the hands of him and his business partner Wizards of the Coast, the pimp of such maidens as the table top game Dungeons and Dragons.

The story then goes into more detail about the parts of her body and how you can buy these parts one at a time or in sets, whatever your pleasure. There are also a lot of detailed instructions on how to arrange these parts into a whole that satisfies your fantasies and fetishes.

The book then introduces StarCityGames.com. It is here that Magic: The Gathering experiences the majority of her subjugation. It is here that she is bought and sold most often.

Also introduced in the later passages are online videos which are uploaded by those who have used Magic: The Gathering. In these videos they discuss her merits and her faults, talk about and showcase her parts, and tell glory stories of times that they have used her for their pleasure. Players even upload videos of how they use her.

The story ends with a list of places where you can buy parts of her body at a price that suits your means. This product is for anyone who can afford her.